Uzbekistan: Woman Throws 3-Year-Old Daughter Into the Bear Cage (Zookeepers Don’t Harambe Him)

Women are so terrible.

Like, the one thing they’re supposed to do is care for children.

Instead, they toss them to the bears.

RT:

In a blood-curdling incident captured on camera at a zoo in Uzbekistan’s capital city Tashkent on Friday, a young woman threw her three-year-old daughter into the enclosure of a massive brown bear.

CCTV footage from the scene showed the woman lifting the child into the air, putting her onto the fence of the enclosure and then pushing her into its five-meter-deep moat.

Zuzu the bear was visibly startled by the sudden invasion, rushing to check on the child as soon as she plunged into the moat. The animal approached the girl, sniffed her, and then walked away.

The predator was then promptly led away by the zoo’s staff, who hurried to extract the girl from the enclosure. While the infant was not harmed by the bear, she was hospitalized with injuries she suffered from her fall.

Uzbekistan’s prosecutors have launched a criminal probe into the incident, with the woman suspected of an attempted murder of a helpless person. If found guilty, she may face up to 15 years behind bars.

Is that really the charge?

Is there a separate charge for attempting to murder a helpless person as opposed to attempting to murder a helpful person?

What about attempting to murder an unhelpful person? Is that a lesser charge?

I wonder if they throw multiple charges at you, like “attempted murder of a helpful person and attempted murder of an unhelpful person.” And then the defense presents evidence that the person was unhelpful, so the first charge is dropped, and you only get hit with the lesser charge of attempted murder of an unhelpful person?

There are stranger things than this going on in the stans, I can tell you that much.

It’s still a more reasonable place than America though.

Harambe was a lot less dangerous than a Siberian bear, and Harambe was murdered while he was trying to help the piccaninny that got dropped in the gorilla cage.

RIP Harambe.

Never forget.

Never forgive.

To this day, I still pull my dick out in remembrance of him at least once a week.